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The Westhorpe Way – An A to Z
A is for the arches in the Three Arches Bridge
B is for the barn owl that lets out a riff
C is for The Crown, closed, yet licence to sell on the door
D is for the drains (we won't mention no more)
E is for Ella, her seat still saved in the church
F is for what you'll find in Finbow's (if you search)
G is for the ghost that Ella saw in the Hall
H is for how you heard Heather's reversing call (beep... beep.... beep)
I is for 'In Lockdown I could hear birds from afar'
J is for Josef's wife, Jean (Westhorpe's own movie star)
K is for Kent her surname which once topped the bill
L is for lovely place, lovely walks, no street lights but still...
M is for Mary Tudor and her remains over the county
N is for the nocturnal bird scarer that only scares me
O is for the owls and otters you can see round the farm
P is for Professor Plumb - he couldn't resist Westhorpe's charm
Q is for our Queen of France, Mary (mentioned before)
R is for her tudor rose you'll see on your next village tour
S is for sewage (please don't mention the drains)
T is for tea and biscuits with Rural Coffee Caravan friends
U is for what a unique place to be
V is for the village hall and a vibrant community
W is the what else but the Westhorpe way
X is for how exceptional it is (that's what we all say)
Y is for the yaffling woodpecker you'll hear in our trees
Z is for our everyday zeal and nights full of Zzzzzz's
by Dean Parkin with help from Alison Weston and fellow Westhorpians